I know, it's been awhile, been busy. But I couldn't let this go, it was too funny. We're having some furniture delivered today. We got one of those messages from the furniture company yesterday with one of those 3 hour windows that they'd be coming. The voice said:
(in a slow, pro-noun-cing ev-ery syl-la-ble com-pu-ter voice)
"Your furniture will be delivered between 10:27 AM & 1:27 PM. These times are approximate"