BE WARNED! DIRTY JOKE TO FOLLOW! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR/READ SUCH A JOKE, DO NOT CONTINUE!!!
It often surprises people, but I DO know dirty jokes. ;)
Cinderalla And The Magic Tampon
Cinderella had to go to the ball, but she had her period. And she was bloated and crampy and cranky, and she really didn't want to go. Of course, her Fairy Godmother came to her rescue, and gave her a magic tampon. "Put this in," she said, "and you'll feel so much better, you're cramps will go away, you'll feel happier and less bloated, and you can go to the ball. BUT.." she cautioned, "Be sure to be back home by midnight, otherwise the tampon will turn back into a pumpkin, and that will hurt!!"
Cinderella agreed, put in the tampon and went happily off to the ball. The Fairy Godmother waited at home.
Midnight comes and goes, and Cinderella isn't homr. 1Am, 2AM, 2:30AM, 3AM... the Fairy Godmother is starting to get worried! Finally at about 4:30 AM, Cinderella gets home.
The Fairy Godmother was frantic! "WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OK, WHAT ABOUT THE PUMPKIN!?!?!?!?!"
Cinderella smiled, and said "Oh, don't worry about that. I met a REALLY great guy named Peter Peter!"
BA DUMP DUM!!!! TEEE HEEE! ;)